Wanting you to stop dating other people after almost half a year of dating does not make me the girl of the relationship. Oh yeah, and saying "Well, you are the guy I see the most" is still not an acceptable response.
-Dear St. George,
I love you so much. I always speak so highly of you... so why do you have to make me be all itchy? Not cool STG, not cool.
-Dear Becca Schwartz,
You are fantastic. Please mother my children. Seriously. (Those of you who don't know, she is Rusty in Footloose down at Tuacahn and she is out of this world good. If you've seen her before you know exactly what I am saying).
-Dear Director and Choreographer of "Annie" at Tuacahn,
Why?
-Dear Logan,
I don't miss everything about you, but I sure do enjoy visiting you. And man, you sure are pretty in the summer. (and I guess my roommates are pretty cool too) (Oh yeah, and I do mean the city, although I am sure there are a few people named Logan who are also pretty in the summer)
-Dear Dating in the Dark,
You are so evil. We all know looks really do matter. The only thing you are doing is making these mildly attractive people slip into a deep depression when the show airs after they hear what the other person said about them, and see their reaction to the way they look. Bad Form ABC, but thank you for the awkward laughs. (I know what you are thinking and the answer is Yes, I just pulled out a quote from "Hook")
-Dear AT&T,
How hard is it to allow picture messaging on my iPhone? Pick me, Pick me!!! IT'S NOT. Quit being greedy, all you are doing is pissing off all the people who are forced to be with you and they will have absolutely NO loyalty when your exclusive contract with Apple runs out.
-Dear Person Who's Blog I Admittedly Once Read and is Thinking I Stole this Idea From You,
While your blog is moderately entertaining, I didn't. Don't flatter yourself.
-Dear Big Dreams,
Don't leave me because I neglect you sometimes. I promise I think about you all the time.
-Dear Paula Abdul,
Thank you for taking your awkwardness to such extremes the last few seasons. Enjoy unemployment. I'd teach you how to cope, but you make me want to punch a baby.
-Dear Jonathon Groff,
I thought you were great when I saw you live in Spring Awakening, but here's some advice for you: you should either A: sing in tune or B: not let people post a video of you sucking hard core on youtube. Think about it.
(warning video contains some adult language)
With Love,
Nate
