The Facebook Sensation Continues on Blogger... 25 Random Facts

1- When I was growing up I got made fun of because my ears were big and stuck out. I am still very self conscious about it

2- Despite the negative opinions I often express, I am a pretty optimistic person.

3- I often go on a roller coaster ride about my musical talent. Somedays I think I rock, somedays I think I super suck.

4- I have the worst luck with cars. I never want to do engine work on one again.

5- I would do anything to date Sophia Bush... anything.

6- I once kissed a girl solely because she had a hot accent

7- Growing up one of my favorite places to visit was Gunnison, Utah. In fact, the first girl I ever kissed was from Gunnison.

8- It took 5 people to tag me before I finally decided to do this thing.

9- I love writing. Blogs, Songs, occasional poems. Love it. I always hated papers in school though.

10- I am a friend slut. I love all my friends, but I never had one group of friend that I stayed with for very long. And that makes me sad.

11- I very, very rarely lie. If I do, it's only to make someone feel better.

12- I have never been in a romantic relationship where "I love you" was said.

13- I secretly enjoy chick flicks.

14- I never wanted to look up to my brother but I always have.

15- I was raised the right way and will be forever grateful to my parents that I was.

16- I love Saint George with everything. My years at Dixie are my fondest memories.

17- I sometimes curse to keep judgmental people away from me

18- I sometimes think people I don't know very well hate me.

19- Despite being super confident most the time, I super suck at asking girls out.

20- When I was little I used to cry all the time. Excluding funerals and leaving on my mission, I think under 10 people have seen me cry in the last 10 years.

21- I sometimes wish I would have had a wild streak.

22- I have the coolest Grandparents. I wish everyone could meet them. One of my grandmas nick names is "Grandma Shit." I am sad that my kids will probably never know them.

23- The first CD I ever bought myself was the Spice Girls in Junior High School and I am man enough to admit that.

24- I see the good in people, almost to a fault. I also think I can fix everyone's problems. I can't, but I keep trying.

25- For the longest time I really, honestly thought that I would be famous. I wasn't sure for what, but I really thought I would. I am only now coming to the realization that it probably wont happen.

RBADDK (Bringing RB back)

Okay fine. I'll stop being all boring and depressing.

-Dear Riverton Cop,

You are a Douche. Just a quick rule of thumb, if you ask someone a question you should let them answer you. And why do you think you are so cool? Telling me you could cite me for this infraction and that infraction is super hard core. And by that I mean isn't at all hard core. And then you just let me off without even a warning? I don't get you.

-Where the F does "rule of thumb" come from? Someone Cha Cha it.

-I still freaking love John Mayer. He is my eternal Man-Crush. (If any of you start using "Bro-Mance" I will track you down and punch you square in the face)

-Dear Ex-Facebook Friend,

I know you are upset I deleted you as a friend, but do you blame me? Every time I signed on you attacked me via Facebook Chat. Just because I accepted your friend request a year ago on Facebook doesn't mean we are real life friends. We don't kick it on the weekends. We don't go grab lunch to catch up. I didn't just break up with you, I deleted you because I you make me want to stick rusty nails through my eye lids.

-I want to run my Neon off a cliff.


-I do not pride myself as much of a video game player, but I super rock at all three Super Mario Brothers on the original Nintendo. And I am embarrassingly good at Guitar Hero. I'm no John Nielson. But I am better than I should be.



-There was this one time that I was really surprised when a girl I was on a date with didn't want to cuddle with me. Man, I am a douche. Me and that cop should go kick it.

-I now play bass in an 80's band called 88MPH. Anyone who can guess where that name comes from is crazycool (one word). Come see us play sometime... And by sometime I mean when we have a gig. And by that I mean if you want to book a rockin' 80's band for something let me know.



-I think I have the smallest bladder ever.

-Dear Cleaning Girl at Bryan's House

Don't ask my opinion on college football if you are a dumb ass. If you want to have a real discussion about it, I'm game. But don't ask for my opinion then respond with "blah, blah, Utes, blah, blah, number 1, blah, blah." (I use quotes cause that's exactly what my ears heard). At least have an educated argument. You lost your right to speak. Now, go finish cleaning Bryan's bathroom.


Grammar Portion Returns:

To? Too? Two?

If you use "too" correctly, the other ones should fall into place.

Too is used when meaning "excessively" or "also."

I ate too much. I want to go to the store too!

I sometimes suck at this, but it's really not all that hard. If you don't know how to use the number two correctly you need to go back to resource.

Thought of the Day #2

When did integrity lose it's appeal?

Thought of the Day #1

It's a lot easier to move on from someone when you have someone else to focus your attention on.
(it also helps if the one you are trying to get over isn't freaking gorgeous)

Falling Out of Love

Dating is stupid. I wrote this super awesome depressing song the other day. Although it doesn't express my overall view on life and love, it expresses how I feel sometimes about it. I think we all lose hope that Love exists from time to time. Maybe I'll get around to recording it sometime soon.

And Jarell, I am sorry that you are going to hate this post. (It's a total downer and not funny whatsoever, so don't feel obligated to read it)

Fallin back now
Fallin ‘way from
Fallin out of love

Sparks have faded into darkness
Dreams have slowly disappeared
Waiting for someone can do this
Waiting only brings you tears.

A Jaded Heart can never love you
A broken soul can only pray
Don’t believe the “what could be” you fool,
What’s buried deep is there to stay

No, don’t let nobody find you
Seems true love cannot be found
If you let somebody near you
What’s left of you is thrown around

Fallin back now
Fallin ‘way from
Fallin out of love